TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Bellevue, Ohio, Ashley England, Marie Jordan and Sammie Whaley have been arrested, accused of assaulting a McDonald’s employee… because they thought she was working too slowly… oh, and Ashley and Marie were also charged with child endangerment… after police say their two children participated in the assault… oh, but you’ve got to check out these ladies’ mug shots! In Edgewater, Colorado, a server at the Thailicious restaurant here picked up the checkbook after diners had left their table… and found what looked to be a tip… of more than $1,000… perhaps needless to say, the servers… who share tips… were thrilled… but guess what happened the very next day… In Chicago, Illinois, an as yet unnamed custodian made what appeared to be an off-handed comment… that led to the evacuation of Ebinger Elementary School here… so what did he say? In South Lyon, Michigan, a bartender here called police after realizing that her cell phone was missing… and suspected two customers… who had been sitting near where she kept her phone while working… while talking to the officers, she saw the suspects’ car drive by, and officers left the bar in pursuit… they stopped them, but they denied knowledge of the missing phone… and then another officer pulled up, and found the phone in the grass about eight feet from where the car was parked… the suspects continued to deny knowledge of the phone, but one of the men… who police said appeared intoxicated, was taken into custody, placed in handcuffs and into the patrol car… and that’s when he made a threat… that he fulfilled… and you won’t believe it… And finally, in Brockville, Ohio, a family argument broke out over whether the Earth was flat or round… at which point an unnamed 56-year-old member of the family decided to put an end to the argument… or at least he started throwing objects into the campfire… though there was one object that he shouldn’t have tossed in… Have a great Father’s Day weekend, folks!