TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… Near Dublin, Virginia, Kai Kitchen, 21, of Los Angeles was arrested for speeding… going 93 mph in a 70 mph zone on Interstate 81… about 7:00 am… though that wasn’t the last – or only – time she was arrested for speeding… and going more than 90 mph… in that same 60-minute period… In Austin, Manitoba (Canada), an unnamed 21-year-old was celebrating Canada Day here… around a bonfire… but found out the hard way that there are some objects not suitable for throwing into a bonfire… In Manchester, England, an unnamed woman was spotted trying to solve Rubik’s Cube… using both hands… while driving on a fast motorway… and yes, we have video… In Mehoopany, Pennsylvania, Kimberly Brinton, 51, was filling up her car at the Mehoopany Dandy Mart here… while smoking… when the dangers of that practice were brought to her attention by another motorist, Kimberly didn’t take it too well (in fairness, that motorist did so by throwing windshield cleaner onto Kimberly in hopes of putting out the cigarette)… and when the motorist drove away, Kimberly screamed she was going to light her on fire and sprayed gasoline on her... at which point the motorist slipped on the gasoline getting out of her car and broke her arm… police were summoned, and Kimberly was arrested… but you have to check out her mugshot! In Oceana County, Michigan, an unnamed 48-year-old man was handling his 9 mm pistol at the Jellystone Campground near Silver Lake… when he accidentally shot himself… now you or I might respond to this in any number of ways… yelling, crying, running to get some help… pretty sure you wouldn't respond the way he did… Near Fridley, Minnesota, an unnamed driver stopped his van to let a family of ducks cross Highway 65 here… a nice gesture, and the ducks were fine… on the other hand… And finally, in Cleveland, Ohio, an unnamed man walked up to a car outside a Marathon gas station here early in the morning… with larceny on his mind… meaning to show that he meant business, he went to pull a weapon from his waistband… and then… well, let’s just say he had something besides larceny on his, er, mind… Have a great weekend, folks!