TGIF. No, Really.

Think you’ve had a bad week? It could have been worse. Check out what happened to these guys (and gals)… In Bromborough, Wirral, UK, Piper Dumitru, 18, Florin Geblescu, 18, and Felix Stoica, 19, were looking to make some easy money from some “easy targets”… So they accosted Winifred Peel, 77, outside a bank here… and then Winifred did some accosting of her own… In Madison, Wisconsin, Chenoa N.A. Taylor, 42, was spotted driving fast by an officer on foot patrol… He cautioned her to slow down… but rather than do so, she kept up her speed, nearly running over a bicyclist… at which point he jumped in his squad car and pulled her over… Chenoa then not only refused to get out from behind the wheel of her vehicle… well, you won’t believe what she did… In Hartselle, Alabama, Sarah Shepard wanted to do away with her husband, Richard Shepard… So she gave a down payment to a man she hired to do so… who turned out to be an undercover officer… who then collaborated with Richard to fake his untimely demise… The fake hitman showed her photos of her “dead” husband… so, she completed the deal… and was arrested… but you’ll never guess what Richard did then… In Shelby Township, Michigan, Anthony Iannotti, 35, had been arrested after he tried to break into a home here, after being pursued on suspicion of a murder… While Anthony had been on the run from police, he had shaved off his dark brown hair, along with his beard and mustache, in an effort to change his appearance and forestall capture… Now if only he had kept his mouth shut… and no, he didn’t say a word… And finally, in Peoria, Arizona, Joseph Wasylk, 55, drew the attention of passersby… and eventually police… for answering nature’s call… on a wall directly in front of the main police station here… When police arrived, they found evidence of Joseph’s misbehavior, but no Joseph… only to find out that Joseph had stepped inside the police station to pick up his vehicle… which had been impounded the previous weekend… when Joseph was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence… Unfortunately for Joseph, he had come to pick up that vehicle while in an inebriated state… which he quickly verified in his response to the arresting officer… Have a great weekend, folks!