Well, here we are again at the end of yet another—albeit shortened—workweek…and yet, there’s (still) no shortage of…well, just look at what happened to these guys and gals…
The Worst National Park Reviews of the Year, including classics like “There was nothing to do, I didn’t see a bear, and that snake harassed me”…
In Cincinnati, Ohio, Florence Hackman celebrated a recent birthday by watching some Bengals football, imbibing some fireball whiskey, and hanging out with some local firefighters… and it was a big one…
Near Boston, Massachusetts… a double storrowing… and yes, we have pictures…
In Clarion County, Pennsylvania, a tractor-trailer overturned on I-80 here…carrying 39,000 pounds of…OMG…
Where Gen Z Is Moving . . . p.s., it’s NOT where Millennials are...
And now for the main “events”:
In Lincoln, Nebraska, Amanda McCandless, 33, was pulled over in her Chevy Malibu for an improper lane change on Interstate 80… and during that stop, was found to be in possession of “copious” amounts of illicit substances… so, how much is copious? Thought you’d never ask…
In Helena, Montana, William Massey, 18, was recently arrested for theft…tampering with evidence… criminal mischief…driving without a license…expired registration…no insurance…underage possession of alcohol…and in conjunction with…what?
In South Bend, Indiana, a SWAT team broke into a home here searching for a fugitive they thought was inside the home using the Internet to get onto Facebook… turns out they weren’t…but it belonged to one Amy Hadley…who claims that raid…which involved dozens of tear gas grenades…and a whole lot of damages… how much damage? Thought you’d never ask…
In Missoula, Montana, Kenneth Cobert, 18, was spotted riding an orange moped down the street here… stood out because there had been a report of one stolen that matched that description… then, on closer observation, the officer noticed that Kenneth had a hypodermic needle…hanging from a hole in his right ear….and then that turned out to be...
In St. Petersburg, Florida, one Daniel Palomino, 32, stopped by a local Wawa for some spicy chicken… about 1:20 am…but he apparently didn’t like the way it was prepared…so he confronted the worker…and then did… this… which, it seems fair to say, resolved nothing…
And finally—and lest we forget—Saturday is Festivus—the holiday for the “rest of us”…
Have a GREAT weekend, folks—and a long one due to the Christmas holiday! See you back here on Tuesday!
