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TGIF. No, Really.

Well, here we are again at the end of the workweek—and yes, you (still) can’t “shelter” stupid… just look at what has happened to these guys and gals… 

First, some ‘Odds & Ends’

In Jupiter, Florida, Robert Morgan got one of those mid-day emergency calls… See, Robert is an air traffic controller… who needed to help guide a pilot into a bit of an unexpected landing… of an unexpected pilot… and yes, we have video… 

In Raleigh, North Carolina, Jonathan Ruby cashed in on a $1 Cash 5 ticket… to the tune of $192,941… by playing his lucky number… Jonathan is, by his own admission, “an extremely big math person”… 

Well, now—this is an interesting fashion turn… If the shoe fits… 

In Augusta, Georgia, Tim Holland and Ro Smith have accumulated nearly half a million followers and more than 4.5 million likes on TikTok… for… herping?  

How to survive an alligator attack… ’cause you just never know… 

We may have jumped the shark with NFTs… 

It’s no Haddonfield, but Michael Myers is apparently now selling houses in Carlinville, Illinois… 

And now for the main ‘events’:  

In St. Petersburg, Florida, Christine Terman, 57, was angry that her neighbor—one Lawrence Stenzel—had a chicken that continued to answer nature’s call(s) on her back patio at the Palm Haven Mobile Home Park here… so she responded in kind… sort of… 

In Buderim, Australia, a family here had some uninvited guests take up residence on their backyard deck… Apparently they had friends… and yes, we have video… 

In Phoenix, Arizona, Landon Earl Rankin, 54, has taken the fine art of wedding “crashing” to a whole new (bad) level… particularly considering his former occupation… 

And finally, in Kazuno, Japan, an unnamed individual was looking to rid himself of “hachi“… a Japanese word that can encompass all kinds of yellowy, stingy bugs from humble bumblebees to murder hornets… regardless, our “hero” chose to do so with a brushfire… and this being here, you can perhaps guess how it turned out… and then there’s the matter of our “hero’s” occupation… 

Have a GREAT weekend, folks—and a happy/safe Friday the 13th!  

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